Showing posts with label april fools. Show all posts
Showing posts with label april fools. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Of the Adventures of Peacock Dress

So, since today was APRIL FOOLS DAY!!! I hope ya'll did something fun and exciting! I know I did!!

*poses in the very shiny-colorful-rainbow-peacock dress of chaos and craziness and random butterflies, scales, and feathery-thingys....*

(Peacock Dress) I had a very adventurous day today. The first remark today was from Wolf, who simply said "Interesting." Then, while Jenu went to get her breakfast, Wolf switched tables, I think in an attempt to avoid me...lol. Then, we were found by Caoimhe, who declared with much enthusiasm: "THIS IS MY FRIEND WHO WEARS REALLY BIZARRE CLOTHES!" while giving me an epic glomp.

Then, after finding Wolf again, she took many pictures of Caoimhe and I, which was quite fun. We also documented Wolf's HOTFRIGGINPINK hair, but I suspect that she deleted that picture.

First period passed without much incident, but in second period, Jenu's friend Ta asked to wear me, and since Jenu was wearing gym clothes underneath, Ta got to wear me for a few seconds.

In gym class Jenu coldheartedly left me to rot in the nasty locker rooms while she...what did you do anyway?

Jenu: Had an epic Four Square Battle. It was awesome!!!!

Peacock Dress: AHEM! Anyway, in fourth period I was noticed by Odiebear as a very colorful and pretty dress. *sighs happily*

Jenu:...showoff...

P. D.: *rolls peacocky eyes* Nothing adventurous happened until 6th period, during which Annoying Boy 1 declared me a walking rainbow. *dances around happily* And then...lets see, no adventures were to be found in seventh period except that one of Jenu's classmates said that I made her day, which I'm sure made Jenu's day. In 8th, Ms. D called me shiny. SHINY!! SQUEE!!!!

Jenu: Ok, I think that's enough out of you!

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Of April Fools (Again) and College Plans

Ok, so again today there hasn't been much going on...

Except that THE PROJECT draws ever nearer...*gasp gasp gasp*

Well, for a small happening, my Latin grade jumped from a C to an A because Odiebear messed up on an assignment that I did, but she thought I didn't, so that made my first midterm grade a C! Which really scared me. But then today she fixed it, so the grade went back up to a pleasant A. *phew*

But, besides that, tomorrow is April Fools. *wide evil grin spreads across my face* And I've something brilliant planned. But...it remains top-secret until tomorrow. Hopefully, I shall obtain pictures of the...outfit, which will...(hopefully not, but probably will) appear on Facebook. (Sorry Caoimhe, I can't post them on here, but you will definitely see the outfit firsthand anyway, so that doesn't matter.)

Anyway, in anticipation of a marvelous April Fool's plan...YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

Also, even though college plans are not pressing for time--I know the place I want to go. For Internet safety, I can't actually tell ya'll (sorry folks), but know this. It's REALLY good!!! It has a liberal arts program (for creative writing), and a horse-riding program (SWEET!), and a really cool campus, close to home, all-girls...tis AWESOME!!!! And I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to go!!! *sighs dreamily*

Anyway, I haven't much else to say except one thing directed at Defluffeh: FACKIO is NOT THAT FUNNY! It means TO DO OR MAKE!!! It is NOT A BAD WORD!!! SO STOP LAUGHING!!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Of Nicknames and April Fools...and Klutzy Wasps

So I earned a new nickname today: Miss Shneaky.

In case you can't tell already, this makes me very happy. :-D Doesn't a person just love having their skillz recognized??

Since we're on the subject of nicknames, for the sake of Caoimhe (did I spell that right?) and WolfOne, I shall list all my other nicknames, and exactly how much I like them.

Oldest one: (this was before I was even born, and I only found out about it a couple months ago from an old letter.) Shee-shee. Whaa...???

Little kid one: (like, what your parents call you when you're in pre-school that no one else knows about) Butterfly. Cute, kinda matches my real name, in meaning anyway.

The nickname you hate that everyone loves to call you: (yeah, ya'll have one, don't lie) Ladybug. I mean, seriously?? WHY?!

Now that I've gone and told you all my nicknames, should any of you happen to use those nicknames, I retain full rights to cyber-strangle you. :P

...I am getting sick of the boring months. Like, really really sick of them. BUT! April Fools is just next Wednesday!!! YAY!!! And I have a brilliant plan...mweeheeheehee!!

*~LATER~*

So, I just saw the funniest thing today: A wasp. I'm not kidding, it was hilarious!!!

Alright, so now you're all wondering, "Exactly HOW is a wasp funny?!" Well...because it was a klutz. I kid you not, that wasp was the WORST KLUTZ I have EVER seen! Like, it was trying to get out the window, yes? So it could go outside and enjoy all the fresh air and whatnot, and it flies up to the window, sorta circles around a bit, flies forward and BONK! Knocks his head out on it! The he falls to the floor, gets up, flies up again. BONK! Every single time, that poor wasp. I swear, if it were trying to sting somebody, it would just konk itself out trying to reach them! I even tried to help it by opening the window and everything! BUt by then it was just like "pshht, I'm not flying anymore! I'm done being a klutz!" So then it just kinda crawled around, which is another funny bit. Imagine a duck waddle, yeah? Now, imagine a soldier's high-step march, ok? Now, combine the two as best you can. Then take that gait, put it on six klutzy legs, all out of sync and all very tiny. That is about as close as I can get to describing that wasp walk.

So, that's about all the Happenings of today. Moral of the story? Wasps are just as awkward as the rest of us. Laugh, and pretend you're laughing with them...or at them. I guess wasps wouldn't care that much anyway.