Of Purple Elephants Gone Wild and Necessary History Lessons for LAO.

So, despite the rather boringness of yesterday, today was a day of epic fail, epic win, and epic randomness. In all, it was worthy of an Oddessy.

Except...I'm really bad at writing ancient Greek poetry since I'm a normal human age, not immortal/4000 yrs. old. So, instead, I'm going to use a normal blog to write down the epicness of today.

First was the EPIC WIN! This was during the fashion show, even though in general, fashion shows are made of fail and boringness and stupidity. While unbeknownst to the co-host of this fashion show, a young male with no public speaking skills whatsoever, talked on and on about dresses and fashion, and the audience either dying of boredom or seriously questioning him, an enemy was coming. He, in his yellow duct tape and pointed ears, sneaked up to the stage, preparing. Then, without warning, PIKACHU jumped up, landed on the stage, bowled through both co-hosts, jumped around for several seconds, and disappeared behind the curtains, leaving the hosts stunned and totally at a loss.

Unfortunately, we didn't see him again. *sad sigh* But, that once was enough.

Second was the EPIC RANDOMNESS! Some business class decided to make all their students wear these really dumb looking glasses with eyes painted on them, and then these glasses people proceeded to invade and distract many classes, including my history class. Twas quite fun really.

And now...for the EPIC FAIL! LAO NEEDS HISTORY LESSONS!!!! SHE DOES NOT KNOW HARDLY ANYTHING ABOUT WW2!!! SHE MISTOOK EUROPE FOR A COUNTRY AND ONLY CORRECTED HERSELF WHEN I ASKED HER WHAT THE SEVEN CONTINENTS WERE!!! THIS IS SOOOO SAD! SOMEONE PLEASE TEACH LAO SOME PROPER HISTORY!!

Alright, now that that's done, this post is done for the day. I'm off fulfilling debts, and it's about time.