Of Nicknames and April Fools...and Klutzy Wasps

So I earned a new nickname today: Miss Shneaky.

In case you can't tell already, this makes me very happy. :-D Doesn't a person just love having their skillz recognized??

Since we're on the subject of nicknames, for the sake of Caoimhe (did I spell that right?) and WolfOne, I shall list all my other nicknames, and exactly how much I like them.

Oldest one: (this was before I was even born, and I only found out about it a couple months ago from an old letter.) Shee-shee. Whaa...???

Little kid one: (like, what your parents call you when you're in pre-school that no one else knows about) Butterfly. Cute, kinda matches my real name, in meaning anyway.

The nickname you hate that everyone loves to call you: (yeah, ya'll have one, don't lie) Ladybug. I mean, seriously?? WHY?!

Now that I've gone and told you all my nicknames, should any of you happen to use those nicknames, I retain full rights to cyber-strangle you. :P

...I am getting sick of the boring months. Like, really really sick of them. BUT! April Fools is just next Wednesday!!! YAY!!! And I have a brilliant plan...mweeheeheehee!!

*~LATER~*

So, I just saw the funniest thing today: A wasp. I'm not kidding, it was hilarious!!!

Alright, so now you're all wondering, "Exactly HOW is a wasp funny?!" Well...because it was a klutz. I kid you not, that wasp was the WORST KLUTZ I have EVER seen! Like, it was trying to get out the window, yes? So it could go outside and enjoy all the fresh air and whatnot, and it flies up to the window, sorta circles around a bit, flies forward and BONK! Knocks his head out on it! The he falls to the floor, gets up, flies up again. BONK! Every single time, that poor wasp. I swear, if it were trying to sting somebody, it would just konk itself out trying to reach them! I even tried to help it by opening the window and everything! BUt by then it was just like "pshht, I'm not flying anymore! I'm done being a klutz!" So then it just kinda crawled around, which is another funny bit. Imagine a duck waddle, yeah? Now, imagine a soldier's high-step march, ok? Now, combine the two as best you can. Then take that gait, put it on six klutzy legs, all out of sync and all very tiny. That is about as close as I can get to describing that wasp walk.

So, that's about all the Happenings of today. Moral of the story? Wasps are just as awkward as the rest of us. Laugh, and pretend you're laughing with them...or at them. I guess wasps wouldn't care that much anyway.