Do you realize that ducks and llamas are the most random creatures in the English language?
I say this because even though octopi and platypus and clownfish and lionfish and scorpions are way awesome and cool and random in many ways, if you just randomly go up to someone and say their names, they're just like..."what?" But go up to someone and say "Duck" or "Llama" I swear you'll get at least a smile. Maybe a giggle if your victim is very laughy-prone. Why is this?
Answer: The magical leoplurdon knows all.
<.< >.> Someone definitely laughed at that. And leoplurdons don't even exist outside of youtube. But seriously, you have like the Llama song and duckrolling and facebook bumper stickers sporting wonderful pictures of llamas (they look much better than pictures of me I swear), and suddenly llamas are like hot stuff. Whatever happened to platypuses people?!?!
Besides that, it takes skillz to make one laugh at an octopus joke. Llamas are just funny.
Onto other things such as seriousness! ALL SERIOUSNESS NOW!!!! *makes grumpy face at computer and epically fails* See, llama's leave lingering funnyness. How does this work? What is in llama's that does this? This is my serious question of the day: What is so darn funny about llamas?
Happenings include a certain emo guy that we all know and love *coughcough* began to wear glasses today. I'm sorry. I looked. I laughed. How can one not when the royal corner of grumpyness dons a totally nerd-ish pair of glasses? Not that I have anything against nerds (I'm one myself, and I love nerds! [is a semi-official member of Nerdfighters] so I'm not like nerdist or anything. It's just the fact that THIS GUY looks like a nerd. <.< >.> *laughing very loudly in head*)
Other happenings include Soybean deciding not wanting to be an Italian because of a red glow on her shirt...???? Can some helpful Italian or Korean soul explain this to me? Also, this one learned that WolfOne is a resident master at rubix cubes. Who knew? I've never been able to figure those things out in my life, but WolfOne says that perhaps she shall teach me the rubixmasteryskillz. *miniature happy dance in rolly chair*
Happenings also include the Little Annoying One's (LAO for short [my sister]) birthday today. Notice this is last because she's not exactly celebrating her birthday today, but rather this weekend. Plus, I'm slightly sore that she recieved my gift earlier than usual for computer privileges.
I'm wondering if I should include Link in my TTH (Teeny Tiny Harem). I mean, he's hot and all...but that's only in like one game. Plus...obsessive much over Zelda? O.o I don't know...perhaps I shall put him on fan base.
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Caoimhe - Definitely agree he looked like a nerd today XD yeah you should include Link because he's a sexy man, even if he is sort of annoying in personality. I have no idea what's up with Soyeon...Someday her English shall become so unintelligible that her sentences will be like "spoon yellow tree car". What makes llamas so funny is that line in Napoleon Dynamite "Tina you fat lard come get some dinner"...Every time I see a llama I think that.
ReplyDeleteWhat exactly does that line in the movie have to do with llamas??! My personal theory is that it all started with the llama song, but I wouldn't know.
ReplyDeletelol that line has to do with llamas because it is Napoleon Dynamite talking to his pet llama, Tina. He is deluded with the belief that Tina eats human food, and so he attempts to feed her an assortment of foods but she never accepts them, often backing away with a "mehhh!" sound. This pisses him off so he learns to hate going out to "feed Tina".
ReplyDeleteXDDDD!!!! That bit right there is going to make me watch that movie, I just know it!
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